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| Buyer: | Let me say... maybe. |
| Richard: | Well, then, I'd just like to add that the spectrometer readout on the nickel-cadmium alloy mix indicates a good, rich... |
| Buyer: | Woah, little fella, you're not speaking my language. |
| Tommy: | What my associate is trying to say is that, ah, our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. |
| Like, um, let's say you're driving along the road with your family, and you're driving along, and all of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road, and you hit the brakes, RRRR! Woah, that was close. |
| Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads: |
| You're driving along and driving along. All of a sudden the kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy." "Not now, dammit." Truck tire, RRRR! "I can't stop!" (Wham! Wham! Wham!) There's a cliff. "Aagh!" (Bam!) And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive! No, I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat-wagon, wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo. And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God!" New guy's in the corner, puking his guts out, "Blah, blah!" All because you wanna save a couple of extra pennies. To me, it doesn't... |
| Buyer: | Get out, now! |
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