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ARTHUR:Camelot...
GALAHAD:Camelot...
LANCELOT:Camelot...
GAWAIN:(at the back, to his page) It's only a model.
ARTHUR:(turning sharply) Shh!
(to the rest) Knights! I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to...Camelot!
KNIGHTS:We're Knights of the Round Table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
KNIGHTS:We're Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times
We're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We're opera made in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
KNIGHTS:In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot...
SINGLE MAN:I have to push the pram a lot.
ARTHUR:No, on second thoughts lets not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.
KNIGHTS:Right...